Monday, February 15, 2010

Obama voters: Say Bayh-Bayh to Evan


"How's that hopey changey stuff workin' out for ya?"
—Sarah barracuda


So toxic to his passengers is the current captain, that even the relatively rational, more-or-less moderately sane centric Dems are leaping like the proverbial rats from the sinking H.M.S. Obama -- a death ship sailing the Democratic Party's venomous seas.

Now even Evan's Bayhing out, terrified at the awful omens emanating from this ominous albatross (Obamatross?)

I warned all of you well before he was elected that he'd destroy not only the nation but the Democratic Party and set his race (the Neeeeegro half at least) back 100 years politically.

Your Anointed One is right on schedule. Great choice, folks... Hate to say I told you so, but...

I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!

Can't stop rollin' on the floor, laughin' my ass off 'cause it's punny as hell...

Sniggering, howling, hooting with smug tears of joy...

Bwwwaaahhahahahahahahahahah...
Muwwwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha...



(Pssssst... He can't.)

Friday, February 5, 2010

Harumph...hak kaf...who are all these
noisy little pests? Get me a fly swatter


How dare they, these ignorant, filthy, groveling rabble, these groundlings, presume to know more than the enlightened ivy-league literati and intelligensia, the anointed protectors and purveyors of "social justice?"

Somebody get a rope...


The Great Peasant Revolt of 2010

By CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER

"I am not an ideologue," protested President Obama at a gathering with Republican House members last week. Perhaps, but he does have a tenacious commitment to a set of political convictions.

Compare his 2010 State of the Union to his first address to Congress a year earlier. The consistency is remarkable. In 2009, after passing a $787 billion (now $862 billion) stimulus package, the largest spending bill in galactic history, he unveiled a manifesto for fundamentally restructuring the commanding heights of American society -- health care, education and energy.

A year later, after stunning Democratic setbacks in Virginia, New Jersey and Massachusetts, Obama gave a stay-the-course State of the Union address (a) pledging not to walk away from health care reform, (b) seeking to turn college education increasingly into a federal entitlement, and (c) asking again for cap-and-trade energy legislation. Plus, of course, another stimulus package, this time renamed a "jobs bill."

This being a democracy, don't the Democrats see that clinging to this agenda will march them over a cliff? Don't they understand Massachusetts?

Well, they understand it through a prism of two cherished axioms: (1) The people are stupid and (2) Republicans are bad. Result? The dim, led by the malicious, vote incorrectly.

Liberal expressions of disdain for the intelligence and emotional maturity of the electorate have been... The rest of the story...